"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/06/2019 at 07:27 • Filed to: twitter, funny, LOL
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"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/06/2019 at 07:27 • Filed to: twitter, funny, LOL | 10
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SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> pip bip - choose Corrour
04/06/2019 at 07:33 |
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You are not sorry. And God speaks the truth. Because She is a cat. Or a grasshopper...I can't decide.
PS9
> pip bip - choose Corrour
04/06/2019 at 07:57 |
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Only the naive would see that as a misconception.
Svend
> pip bip - choose Corrour
04/06/2019 at 08:03 |
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Lol.
I find it funny as an atheist when religious people say,
‘thank god for curing me of my illness’,
W ell okay, if you think that then how about the notion that he actually gave you it in the first place.
After all, ‘the lord giveth and the lord taketh away’.
Not to mention all the many doctors, nurses, pharmaceutical employees, etc... that treated you. Especially the ones that treated you because your ‘anti-vaccine’ and believed god would protect you or than the vaccine would make you ill, etc...
Then there’s when something bad happens. People say, ‘god moves in mysterious ways’. Well they can f*** off. Especially when something particularly horrific happens. I just want to punch them in the face repeatedly.
Maybe I’m just jealous. I mean well celebrate his son’s birth and death but we don’t all celebrate mine, well birth anyway. I ask and get told, because jesus is the son of god. Well when I went to S unday school as a kid, I was told we were all god’s children.
So where’s my Svenmas day, ay, where?
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pip bip - choose Corrour
> Svend
04/06/2019 at 08:07 |
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Svenmas day
this needs to be a thing
XJDano
> Svend
04/06/2019 at 09:43 |
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How about September 26? Or as you may say the 26th of September.
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XJDano
> pip bip - choose Corrour
04/06/2019 at 09:44 |
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Perfect timing... 66 6 6
My bird IS the word
> Svend
04/06/2019 at 10:16 |
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We are all shitty, and we all deserve to suffer. It’s not his job to save you from everything. Uber christians are the same way, they think god will just protect them from everything bad, and if something bad happens, its because it was meant to happen.
I think you are lucky if you manag e to see god’s influence a few times i n your life. I certainly have.
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Svend
> XJDano
04/06/2019 at 10:21 |
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Well, I was born on the 15th of October.
And it's unlikely to confuse anyone who does dd/mm/yyyy or mm/dd/yyyy.
AdverseMartyr
> Svend
04/06/2019 at 11:24 |
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9/27 is a better day in my opinion. And you would be in good company with it not being celebrated on the actual day as Christmas should be at a different time of year (if I recall some history lessons correctly.)
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AdverseMartyr
> XJDano
04/06/2019 at 11:27 |
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uhm... That’s not perfect. It’s not even the number o f imperfection. triplets not quadruplets. At least Biblically. I suppose it’s perfect for one of the Hindu gods maybe? I guess it would be the number of god #6666 out of the millions.
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AdverseMartyr
> pip bip - choose Corrour
04/06/2019 at 11:30 |
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Is this the day all cars miraculously receive a Svending? I feel like this should be a holiday that is celebrated multiple times a year. Say the 15th of every month.
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Svend
> AdverseMartyr
04/06/2019 at 11:35 |
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Ye’, the church moved it to replace some pagan festival If I recall correctly.
I merely go along with christmas without really taking part so as to avoid the whole, Mr Grinch, what a Scrooge, miser, etc... crap that I get for saying, leave me the hell alone and shut up.
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pip bip - choose Corrour
> AdverseMartyr
04/06/2019 at 19:11 |
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sounds g ood to me